Remember when you found out that Britney Spears was a former mouseketeer with J.T. and Christina? And then you were like, "but they were so innocent! What the hell happened?" Well, stage parents for one, but also creepy managers and the unstoppable pop machine known as Florida.
I'm not sure why, but there was a pretty big gap of time between the Disney pop stars of my youth and the ones of today. Hilary Duff tried her thing, but no one ever really bought into her as a singer. Lindsay Lohan tried too but uh...we all know what happened there.
Now all of a sudden, it seems like anyone who signs up to be a Disney Channel star is given a pop career too. I'm not complaining. Have you heard what two of the Jonas Bros are up to these days?! #IntoIt
Without further adieu, please enjoy the Disney-approved musical stylings of everyone from Britney, Miley, and everyone in between.
P.S. If you haven't seen Bad Lip Reading: High School Musical, you're doing yourself a disservice.