BOM DIA, YOU GUYS! It's 11:25 p.m. here in EST, well past my bedtime, and I'm only half-packed for Lisbon & Madrid! My bedroom (and frankly my life) is a mess -- a clusterfuck of cat toys, incomplete lists, a half-packed suitcase, and...more cat toys! My bank hasn't been notified yet that I'll be out of the country, and my Nook isn't fully charged!
BUT I HAVE PRIORITIES, SO HERE I AM.
Basically, I'm here to bid you farewell for the next two weeks as Jen and I head back to Europe for some 2015 shenanigans (read: sangria, cheese*, and maybe a handsome young matador will teach me to actually flamenco). We are packing light, which means no computers, which means no posts because LOL, it's not like we have staff. (It also means no newsletter. What's that? You don't get the newsletter? MAYBE YOU SHOULD.)
All that said, we'll have our iPhones, and we'll be taking full advantage of free hotel wifi, so if you don't already (what are you doing with your life, really?), you should probably follow us on Twitter, like us on Facebook, or stalk our Instagrams here and here. We'll be blowing your newsfeeds the eff up (once a day, right before bed).
For now, enjoy this video from our one-year anniversary in May, which should give you a pretty solid taste of what to expect when we return.
*If you don't click on the hyperlinks I take such time and care to put in here for you, that's fine. I mean, it's lame, but you know, whatever. You do you. Except this time. Really. Click this link. It's my new all-time favorite Anthony Bourdain clip, outranking the time he got high off of weed pizza in Jamaica.